When I became a parent, there were a million things I thought about that I would or wouldn’t do. Here are some of the fun things I have actually said to my sweet children. I could probably go on and on, so here are my top 5 that I can think of.
- That’s Charlie’s penis, only he gets to touch it.
- Can you stop painting yourself with yogurt and eat some for a few minutes?
- The dog is not a step stool!
- Stop taking pictures of your poop!
- You can’t poke your brother with the sword!
Each week, we are linking up our Tuesday’s Toddler Tales to share some of our fun stories. This week’s topic is Things I never thought I’d say. Next week’s topic is Easter.
What are some of things you have heard yourself say that you never imagined saying?
I told my son…. we don’t lick balls!!
Haha. Maggie is walking around today asking where her penis is. Every so often she does that. Silly kids.
Motherhood changes everything, including the things we say. So funny! I’m trying link up with you this week, but I can’t find the link button. So I will share my link here: http://sweettinyblessings.blogspot.com/2013/03/things-i-never-thought-i-would-say.html
I’m a dork and forgot to include it! I will add your link now. Thanks!